Ants

Why spend hundreds of dollars on pest control? Why hire strange, overweight, smelly men with tanks on their backs to come into your home, squirting fowl smelling liquids all over your precious preciouses? THAT'S RIGHT! You have the power to stop your home infestation and free yourself from these ant invaders! JUST SQUISH THEM WITH YOUR FINGER! That's right, that same finger you just had crammed up...